Our department just got this email from our Senior VP:

Subject Line: Gentlemen...

Gentlemen – if you’re using the men’s washroom on our floor – please – don’t. It’s not finished, the toilets don’t flush. And hey, there’s no door.

Please. And thank you.

*dies laughing*

The Oscars are over for another year...which means this movie fanatic will have to find some other kind of crack to keep her going until 2006. But for now...for anyone interested...here are my Oscar Ramblings (taken from notes I jotted down as I watched for your enjoyment or annoyance, your choice):

( Extreme Oscar Ramble...enter at your own risk )

( Squeaky-Clean Band's DVD Replaced by Soft-Porn Flick )

ROTFL...I have no words. Fantastic.

Okay, this killed me so I felt the need to share:

( After spending one day with Mom and Dad so far here are some thoughts reported by little Preston Michael Spears Federline... )